Visitors Review

nama chakravorty (2012-05-26 00:16)

Hysterical!

'Jackass' is back, this time, it goes 3-D! Jeff Tremaine directs thisstunt-friendly, zany continuation of the controversial TV show, withBalls! Johnny Knoxville leads the bandwagon yet again, and this time too, hesportingly performs intense & problematic stunts. And Bam Margera, whoaccording to me ruled the Previous Installment, is hilarious in heretoo. Steve-O & Wee Man are amusingly gutsy. Others contribute withenergy.The 3-D effects are effective, and the crude stunts look even morecrude due the effects. I really wonder why I laugh in a stunt-show like'Jackass'! But, I did, and I guess I shall stand-by that, till.....theymake another...one?

ptb-8 (2012-05-25 12:27)

Hilarious "homosexual" pranks for straight guys

Funny for about an hour and then moan-fully gross and eventuallyboring, this latest 3D installment with the wacky jackass boys justextends the straight dude diarrhea humor and phallic obsession - not tomention all the fun of each other's anuses and what can go in and outof them, JACKASS 3D views like randy sailors on shore leave who cannotstop their pranks they like to play on each other when isolated andalone. So they just do it in public. Like a wet underpants club ANIMALHOUSE for gay guys, JACKASS 3D is all the nude crude and penis-anus funstraight guys accuse gay guys of enjoying... so here they just enjoy itthemselves and let us all in the multiplex in on their explicit bum-funantics. JACKASS 3D might eventually be a man-club sociological sexualexperiment somewhat like the Kinsey report on the sexual humor of theAmerican male, and could easily be a University Psychology course initself. One gleefully nude member called Steve-O might also soonsuccumb to toxic waste poisoning.. and if you see what he imbibes inthis film you will fear for his future health. It's sorta funny a lotand occasionally very funny but mostly startlingly faux-homosexual,pretending to be straight guys romping about enjoying each other's bodyorifices and functions.

ruink (2012-05-25 08:30)

Hilarious, awesome, and surprisingly heartfelt.

Jackass 3D has intentionally done something I did not expect it to do.It purposely tugs at your heart if you have been watching the showsince it's original inception in 2000. Seeing these guys at their agenow and how well their chemistry is evoked on the screen makes you longfor the early 2000's so this crew can always be around.The purpose to see this film is to be grossed out of your mind right?Well rest assured you will laugh hard and be extremely grossed out. Thefilm flows with a great pace just as the predecessors did.As I said before, if you are a huge fan of the show, like I am, theclosing credits of the film unexpectedly tugs at your emotions. Itreally is nostalgic to see this cast at their current age. Though theyare all still in good physical shape, you can't help but wonder howmuch longer their bodies can handle the abuse.Heres to more good times.

(2012-05-24 15:30)

Hilarious

This review is from: Jackass 3 (Two-Disc Anaglyph 3D DVD / Blu-ray Combo + Digital Copy) (Blu-ray) this movie was hilarious, defintely worth it. the 3D is ok, the glasses kinda suck with it, but id rather just watch the movie by itself anyways. Great buy!!

Nick Jewison (2012-05-24 10:44)

The Jackass crew does it again.

If you've seen the other Jackass movies prior to this then you knowwhat your getting into, if you haven't seen them the crude and raunchyhumor may be to much for you. The 3rd installment - and hopefully notthe last- tries something new and adds 3D into the mix, which makes foran in your face, over the top comedy with the occasional scene whereyou cant help but cringe at the fact the these our real people in realstunts. This movie may not appeal to all ages or demographics, but thefans of the previous movies and the TV show then you'll love this, fromthe slow motion opening montage, to the ridiculous final stunt, yoursure to be on the floor laughing from yet another classic Jackass film.

(2012-05-23 21:37)

Scatological Genius

I gotta rate this as NC-17 but I laughed my A off .. I will NEVER be able to view a train set, port-a-potty, or a dozen other things again without laughing. I can't wait for #4

(2012-05-22 23:31)

i want to buy it but not sure??? is it 3d??

can anyone tell me if the bluray combo means it does actually come with the 3d format because i do have a 3d bluray dvd player and a 3d t.v and i would like to watch the movie to its 3d potential. problem being, i am not sure if the dvd will arrive with 3d capabilty.

fdrobinson42 (2012-05-22 11:52)

It was...jackass

I went to go see this movie because I am a fan of the MTV series and Iam a fan of 3D movies. And when the two meet together we get...this.Jackass 3D. It was not a bad movie. In fact, I will say that it washilarious and it has been one of hardest laughs I have had during acomedy movie this year. I went to go and watch this movie with myfriend. We are both fans of the Jackass movies and the show, an once wefound out that they were going to make a 3D movie of the show, we wereboth like "We are DEFIANTLY gonna be going to see that!". And we did.And we both laughed hard during the movie and I can say that we bothenjoyed it very much so.Some of the funniest parts were the "High Five". Everybody laughed hardduring that segment. That is everybody in the theatre. It was alsogreat when the Jackass gang were messing around behind a jet stream andhaving everything blow away. That was great fun. Another good segmentwas "Really Bad Grandpa", "Beehive Tetherball", "Electric Avenue", andothers. But, the thing is with Jackass, for every LOL segment, there isan absolutely disgusting segment that you wish they never filmed. Ithink the worst ones on here were "the Sweatsuit Cocktail", (where me,my friend, and I would assume everyone else in the theatre came thisclose to vomiting) and any other segment involving poo (Although thesegment with the catapult and the port-o-potty was pretty funny. Grossbut funny).All in all, I feel that the Jackass crew have still kept their immaturebut hilarious style. I wouldn't say that I would recommend this titleto everyone, because Jackass isn't for everyone, I would stillrecommend it to people who enjoy gross-out humor, and immaturity.Because of this, I give the movie an 8/10. If you want to go and seeit, go see it! But be prepared to be shocked...

(2012-05-21 06:00)

Boys who never grew up

I am so sorry I wasted my time on. I turned it off 1/2 way through. The first was maybe okay but the boys have gone overboard with idiotness. I guess this is true with most sequels of our time. This one is bordering obscene and some of the pranks are cruel. I would love to see their doctors or chiroprator bills after they experience abuse. It is abuse what they do to each other. I can see these men as boys years ago abusing animals and getting a laugh out of it. Only thing is they graduated to people and other people are paying to see it. Think twice before you buy. There are other ways to get a laugh.

Patrick (2012-05-20 21:50)

Our Society is in trouble

Don't waste your money, or better yet your time. It's a sad day when the majority thinks this garbage is entertainment. God save us all.

(2012-05-20 01:01)

Very Funny!!!

The Jackass gang are back with a vengeance! Part 3 is just as silly, crazy, disturbing, hilarious, gross, and disgusting as the first two. As usual, they perform ridiculous stunts and prank each other and anybody who happens to be near them. I would definitely recommend JACKASS 3D!!!

(2012-05-19 03:43)

Jackass 3D Review

JACKASS 3D STARRING: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, Jason `Wee Man' Acuna, Ehren Mcghehey, Dave England, Preston Lacy and Sean William Scott WRITTEN BY: Preston LacyDIRECTED BY: Jeff Tremaine Rated: R Genre: Comedy / Documentary Release Date: 15 October 2010 Review Date: 09 November 2010If you are wondering how and why I'm giving a movie of this disgusting caliber a perfect rating, I can only defend myself by responding that this movie is exactly what it wants to be, and what its fans want it to be. It's called Jackass 3D for a reason folks: it's a bunch of jackasses in 3D, okay? If I have to explain it clearer than that, then don't watch the movie and stop reading because you just aren't going to get it. Is it stupid? God, yes. Is it disgusting? BEYOND. But is it funny? It's freaking hilarious! Would you or I do these things? No. But man, do I love watching other idiots do them! And that's the appeal. Johnny Knoxville, who no joke will soon be appearing in a movie alongside none other than the musical legend, Cher; returns to his beloved franchise, complete with every member of his league of morons from Steve-O to Wee Man. How does one review this film? I suppose you just go over how ridiculous and funny the stunts were, right? Okay. Seeing Knoxville launch off of a ramp into a pile of manure, via a jet ski was up there; as was seeing him attacked by a large bull. Then there are the gags of throwing various things into the rear of a jet, to have them launched at God knows how many miles an hour, at your pals who are waiting in a nearby field. There is a lot of urine, fecal matter, vomit and other vile things. There are snakes dropped on people, scorpions pinching and stinging a mouth, a ram ramming the hell out of idiots etc, etc, etc. One of my favorites is the theme from Rocky playing while one culprit sneaks up behind someone and douses their face with a cup of water. The knee-jerk reaction is to turn your face in the opposite direction; only rather than safety, you're met by a smashing blow from a fist wrapped snuggly into a boxing glove. And of course, this is all shown in slow motion for... effect.I could go on and on but that would defeat the purpose. If you've read this far, then you are either extremely bored or plan on seeing the film. So if you plan to see it, go see it; and if you are extremely bored - go see it! I'm sure there are parents, religious prudes, animal rights activists and goody-goodies who just want to spoil any and all fun for the rest of us, that are doing all they can to squash this franchise. But with over 50 million dollars on an opening weekend that made HISTORY - I say... good luck.

richie5150 (2012-05-19 17:45)

I never get tired of watching Jackass anything !!!

Hat's off to these guys for delivering the goods !!! I just can't stoplaughing my ass off when I see their stuff. I think they went in agreat direction using 3D and slow motion together. It's so amazing towatch this with everything happening right in your face. The wholeJackass team gets nothing but praise for their continued devotion andsacrificing their bodies for my entertainment. I love them guys andhope they're around for a long time. Thanks MTV !!! Thanks paramount!!! and THANK YOU men and women of JACKASS !!! One thing can be said ofthese guys,... "If you don't like Jackass, then you don't like homecookin" !! I never get tired of watching Jackass anything. I want to bethere again !!!

(2012-05-19 03:28)

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL

About ten years ago or so when MTV first aired "Jackass", some character flaw in me was mildly amused by the lengths some middle-aged and mentally impaired idiots would go to hurt themselves or others for a laugh.Years later the Jackass crew is back and since most have passed middle age and especially one who has serious medical and/or drug issues,the stunts are now a bit more sedately dangerous and some are funny but 90 percent of the pain is suffered below the waist. After awhile someone getting kicked or punched between the legs gets old. Apparently nowadays the target audience for a movie about forty-somethings torturing themselves, is 12 year olds.But I still enjoyed some of the stunts like playing tetherball with a hornets nest---running a gauntlet of cattle prods and stun guns and a bar brawl by Wee Man and his little people friends and the fight is broken up by midget police who handcuff and arrest the brawlers. In some perverse way the scene of Johnny Knoxville made up and playing an overly affectionate grandpa to his sweet young grand-daughter(19) to the outrage of an innocent patsy, was funny.But my favorite bit from the movie is Steve-O locked inside a port-a-pottie loaded with buckets of fesces and the port-a-pottie is attached by bungee cord to two cranes. The cranes then lift and shake the toilet serving Steve-O a poop cocktail. Gross. Sick. But it is funny.So even though "Jackass" has lost some of its kick, it still has its moments and do you have to be a jackass to enjoy the movie? Not really, but it helps.

dekl (2012-05-18 19:03)

Meh, 3D was cool, but somewhat disappointed

When I saw the first preview for the new 3D version of jackass I started anticipating it's release. If it was nearly as good as the first two, it could only get better in 3D right? Well, I stand corrected. The 3D element made me feel like they only did stunts with the anticipation of it being filmed in extreme slow motion and 3D. It might just be me, but I didn't find the creativity factor nearly as evident in this Jackass as I did in the other two (did I just say that).One thing I missed was Erving Zissman (Knoxville as an old man) just *****ing with people. If I remember correctly there was only one skit and a small montage of him as Erving and it really wasn't nearly as good as when he stole stuff from the 7-11... All in all I liked the movie, but I could have gone for more of the old jackass type antics than the new "hollywood" high production value (black mamba anyone?). I guess my final analysis was that these guys aren't starving kids looking to make a buck anymore. They made their money and now they don't need to push the limits as much as they used too when it comes to the physical element of their comedy. Now I'm rambling on, so go see it and lemme know if you feel my analysis of the film makes me a "Jackass" (maybe I'm just getting old)...

(2012-05-18 08:50)

If the situation calls for it..

It's gotta be a love it or hate it thing. These guys are truly mad. I haven't seen the other ones, jackass 1 or 2.. and to be honest i never really felt much interest. but a friend of mine played it for us tonight and we were truly busting up. This is a pretty punk rock show minus the punk rock. It's ludicrous and absurd, but you have to admit that's part of its genius. I had to close my eyes or watch through my fingers in some parts it was so disgusting, but laugh i did. So I'd just say if you're in the mood or the situation for it, this can be an entertaining movie. Not sure I'm gonna go out a buy the others, but we had a good time with this movie.

(2012-05-17 05:53)

Misleading!!

This review is from: Jackass 3 (Two-Disc Anaglyph 3D DVD / Blu-ray Combo + Digital Copy) (Blu-ray) I am set up with a 3d TV and ps3. I own a few Blu Ray 3d titles and did Blu Ray 3d search. This came up with a preorder release date. IT IS NOT a 3d Blu Ray. It is a normal Blu ray and a regular dvd with the cheezy blue and red glasses. Gave 2 stars because Amazon return process was great. Full refund with shipping paid by them.

The_Light_Triton (2012-05-16 16:49)

How these guys keep coming back...

In Comparison to other comedies, this film outdoes nearly all of themfor laughs. it's like watching an adult version of America's funniesthome videos, and knowing the result every time and laughing even beforesomeone reaches for their family jewels.The boys are back for one last round (I think) and are putting outbetter than before. Johnny Knoxville goes butt-first against a dog (thestill is on this page) Bam Margera Faces his fear of snakes (eventhough he really didn't want to) Steve-o took a ride in a porta-potty,Chris Pontius Tied a toy Helicopter to his Penis and let the choppergo. Dave England created a poo volcano, and Danger Erhen Went to thedentist. The Dentist being Bam Margera and his $250,000 Lamborghini.This movie was totally worth the 12.50 I paid to see it. The 3-dgimmick was cool like always, and it totally lived up to the hype.unfortunately, the boys are ageing (you can already see it in johnny'sface) but they love each other like brothers, and they will always bejackasses, no matter how many times they try to kill each other.10/10. I'm buying this when it comes out.

arief_spekta (2012-05-16 01:21)

Funny, but very disgusting!

I do not know, this is not a film that deserves to get the value 10.Film funny but disgusting (vomit and human excrement) and even a fewscenes showing male pe*ist. It is not feasible to watch a minor. Thestoryline messy and unclear. We like to see a scene of the absurdity ofevil.Many scenes that make no sense. I do not understand the meaning of thestory. Does the producer takes us as if were at the scene or just laughat others.FIlm it could be a trigger or a guide for people who like to ignorance.and once again not enough to deserve a high rating.I give this movie rating 6 / 10 because it is quite amusing to me.

(2012-05-15 07:31)

How Dumb Are You? A Must Buy!!!!!

i saw this movie the first night it came out.i was so amazed how mind blowing it was. of u enjoyed the first two then you'll be obsessed with this one. one of everyone's favorites is the giant hand that smacks the guy with the soup and one of my personal favorites is when bam sprays everyone with the yellow stuff and gets punched and u can guess where. overall whis movie compares to any major seth rogen film or the best sex comedies around even though they may be totally diffrent movies but the same exact laughs. contact me at scrubadubrubadub@yahoo.com